Dog Horoscopes and Dog Astrology

Your Dog's Monthly Horoscope

Is "Scooter" having a "bad fur day"? Is today the day that Patches will roll around in something smelly? Will Boots' finally leave your ball alone? There's only one sure way to find out! Dog and Puppy Central's Canine Astrologer, a Chihuahua named Twinkie, consults the neighborhood fire hydrants to keep your dog informed and prepared for the many surprises that are always waiting around the corner with his incredibly accurate dog horoscopes! Twinky draws on his vast understanding of the universe and it's many secrets to make his uncanny predictions and dog horoscopes.

Aries Mar. 21 - April 19
It's a great month to be a dog! This winter focus on maintaining your puppy like enthusiasm and terrific physic. If you are lucky enough to have snow where you live, run and roll it's great for the coat but remember - don't eat yellow snow.

Taurus April 20 - May 20
It's not that you are stubborn, it's simply that you are always right. You know that cats are snobs, and after last Christmas you have proof. Did Fluffy share any of her toys with you...NO!!! You aren't stubborn, you are just right.

Gemini May 21 - June 21
Sometimes you feel like being a good dog - but some days you don't. You can't help it, it's the twin thing. Now you must focus on being a "good" dog, just remember good dogs get treats, bad dogs don't.

Cancer June 22 - July 22
This January, cuddling in a warm cozy corner is all you have to do. You love to be home, so stay home. Your owner doesn't feel like going for a walk, and neither do you, so don't.

Leo July 23 - Aug. 22
The Leo is the strongest fiercest, most beautiful dog of the zodiac. This month stay in touch with your inner lion and "Roar" around the house.

Virgo Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
Perfection is the name of the game for Virgo's. Line all your chew toys in a row, and carefully play with them one at a time. You like things in order, so keep things in order.

Libra Sept. 23 - Oct. 23

Keep things on an even scale. Eat, run and then sleep. If you keep things in that order you should be fine. Repeat after me - run, eat...sleep.

Scorpio Oct. 24 - Nov. 21

You are feeling like stingin' but that will only get you into the dog house. This past Christmas you were a saint with paws. Even when rotten little kids climbed all over you, you just stood there in case Santa was watching. Well - Santa is on vacation, so let the fur fly.

Sagittarius Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
No need to mope because your owner has taken up running. You were built for running and you have four legs, you will be able to take handle this
- no problem.

Capricorn Dec. 22 - Jan. 19

You just had you Birthday and Christmas, you have been spoiled crazy. Now is the time to take a moment to be thankful for all the good things in your life. Good owners are hard to find just ask the poor dogs at the pound.

Aquarius Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
This is the time for calling all your friends out in the backyard. When was the last time you had a true howl at the moon. You may be civilized but inside you beats the heart of a "wild" dog. Next full moon let 'er rip.

Pisces Feb. 19 - Mar. 23
G et your tummy rubbed, it's a terrific stress reliever. You are the "very best" dog in the world. Your owners believe it and so should you.

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