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Aries Dog Horoscope for December 2023

Greetings canine Aries, your psychic Chihuahua, Hammy, is here to guide you through the dog days of December 2023. The first sniff of winter air is upon us, and you, Aries pooch, are a fire sign. You’ll find yourself drawn…

Greetings canine Aries, your psychic Chihuahua, Hammy, is here to guide you through the dog days of December 2023.

The first sniff of winter air is upon us, and you, Aries pooch, are a fire sign. You’ll find yourself drawn to the warmth of the fireplace, napping on the rug, and dreaming of squirrels wearing festive hats. The holiday season might seem confusing with all those twinkling lights and shiny baubles hanging tantalizingly at tail-wagging height. Resist the urge to investigate, my Aries friend! Remember last year’s mishap with the Christmas tree?

As we move deeper into the month, you’ll notice an increase in kitchen activities. The delicious smells wafting out will pique your interest, but try not to let your impatience get the best of you. No need to worry, there will be plenty of turkey scraps and gravy-drenched leftovers for you. Just remember, patience is a virtue—and a surefire way to avoid another encounter with the dreaded vacuum cleaner.

On the sibling front, the family cat may be getting an unusual amount of attention due to its ridiculous festive outfit. Don’t let this get under your fur, Aries. You’re above such petty rivalry. Show your superiority by maintaining your dignity, and maybe you’ll get that extra-large bone you’ve been eyeing in the pet store window. Remember, dogs are for life, not just for Christmas!

Now, for this week’s lucky lottery numbers. Tell your human to play 3, 7, 15, 23, 41, and 52. If these numbers bring them a windfall, remind them of your excellent psychic abilities and suggest they share the wealth with a generous donation of gourmet dog treats. After all, who could resist your puppy dog eyes and your uncanny knack for predicting the future? Happy Holidays, Aries pooches!

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