Dear Leo Dogs of December 2023,
The Stars howl out a unique forecast for you this month, my furry Leo friends. With the Big Dipper taking a back seat and Orion pouncing forth, your instincts will be sharper than ever. You’ll find joy in chasing your tail for no reason and barking at random shadows. This is also an excellent month to dig up that old bone you’ve buried in the backyard, or perhaps even discover a new one. There is a high probability of a strange but thrilling encounter with an enigmatic squirrel. Don’t panic! Let your lion-like courage shine and you may just find a new playmate.
As winter sets in, you might find yourself drawn to the cozy warmth of the fireplace. Be sure not to get too close, though – remember, you’re a Leo, not a fire-breathing dragon! Your human companions may be too busy wrapping presents and putting up decorations. Don’t let this discourage you. Take this opportunity to assert your dominance over the family cat. A well-timed bark or two should do the trick. However, be prepared for some sibling rivalry from fellow canine family members. A little competition never hurt anyone, but remember, sharing is caring – even when it comes to your favorite chew toy.
In matters of taste, you may develop an odd liking for broccoli this month. Embrace it! It may not be your usual steak or chicken, but a little green won’t harm you. Just remember to chew well and avoid swallowing whole – the last thing you want is an emergency trip to the vet. As the month comes to a close, keep an eye out for a surprise treat from your human. It may be something you’ve been wishing for all year, like that squeaky pig toy or a new, extra fluffy bed.
And now for your lucky lottery numbers this week: 7, 14, 21, 28, 35, and 42. If these numbers bring your human a windfall, do remind them of your invaluable psychic contribution. A donation of a new chew toy or a juicy steak would be much appreciated.
Stay pawsitive, Leo dogs!