Dear Virgo Pooch,
As December 2023 rolls in, expect a season of frosty sniffs and extra-furry belly rubs for you, Virgo dog. The planets are aligning in such a way that you’ll be getting an extra scoop of kibble in your bowl this month. You’ll notice the humans getting busier – boxes with shiny paper will start appearing under the big indoor tree. Your keen Virgo senses might tell you these boxes are full of squeaky toys and bacon-flavored treats. Resist the temptation to tear them open, your patience will be rewarded.
The stars predict a bit of drama with the family cat this month. A tail-chasing incident gone wrong might lead to a minor feud. But remember, Virgo, you are the bigger creature (at least in spirit). You’ll find a way to sniff out a peace treaty, probably over a shared interest in the warm spots next to the heater. Also, be prepared for some sibling rivalry as you and your doggy sibling compete for the coziest spot on the human’s bed. Remember, the early dog catches the best sleeping spot!
Towards the end of the month, you’ll have an uncanny urge to howl at the moon – go ahead, let it out! It’s your inner wolf connecting with the universe. Your humans might think it’s strange, but what do they know about lunar communications, anyway?
Now for your lucky lottery numbers, my Virgo friend: 8, 13, 21, 34, 47, and 59. Should your human win using these numbers, remember who guided you to them (wink, wink). A donation of doggy biscuits or a new chew toy would be much appreciated!
Love and tail wags,